Saturday, April 16, 2011

I have a lot of weird favorite things.

I think that today's post is just going to be a lot of my bizzarre favorite things.

MY FAVORITE...

Lipstick: Red

Ninja Turtle: Michaelangelo

Presidential Portrait: JFK'S

Civil War General: Joshua Chamberlain

Barbie Movie: Rapunzel

Oatmeal Flavor: Maple and Brown sugar

Puppet TV Show: Fraggle Rock

Purple Marker: Crayola Royal Purple

Hair Color: Red

Hair Ribbon Color: Peach

Sunglasses Type: Round Wire frame/ Cateye

Beatle: Paul. BUT I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!

Rockband game: GEE I DON'T KNOW. COULD IT POSSIBLY BE BEATLES ROCKBAND? I'M NOT SURE. HMM...

Pencil Brand: Papermate <3

Board Game: Candyland

Card Game: Apples to Apples

Notebook Type: Composition

Renassiance Festival Pirate: The one who likes women a lot ;D

Fake meat: "Ficken" nuggets

Breakfast Spread: NUTELLA!!!!

Potato Chip Type: Clancy's sour cream and onion

Austin Powers Movie: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Hair Styling tool: Curling Iron

Random Netflix Instant Viewing Pick: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Favorite Weird Saying: "Grandma's chocolate chip cookies ;D"


AND I can't think of anything else, so this ends things for the day. Buhbye!

Friday, April 15, 2011

So I'm not that great at Blogging. Sue Me.

Well, here I am again, back on the blog scene. Not like I was much of a blog starlet in the first place, but you know, *mumble mumble grumble*...
Anyways, I found out some very important things today.

THING NUMBER 1:
Shoes at Famous Footwear are expensive. And, if you get the right brand, very, very slutty. I may have actually been able to pull the whole chickaboo shoe thing off, but I think the 200 pounds I'm carrying are what kept me from quite getting there. BUT. I started a diet and exercise program (not exactly excelling at the exercise part yet, but hey, I'm busy, give a fat girl a break) that will hopefully work. After all, doesn't everyone want to be able to say they look good in a bikini?

THING NUMBER 2:
You know who does look good in a bikini? Elvira, that's who. She's kind of my latest discovery, (and you can shut up about my being about 30 years too late. I wasn't even a twinkle in Dad's eye yet. Yeesh.)and I think I can feel the beginnings of a phase coming on. I watched the Elvira movie today on Netflix instant viewing, just for shits and giggles, and I ended up loving it. After the movie was over I immediately ran upstairs and recorded all the upcoming episodes of Elvira's Movie Macabre I could find. I also thought about being her for Halloween (which I decided against because after about eight seconds that I have absolutely no boobs to speak of so that wouldn't work) and drawing her and what it would be like to meet her and I also thought about the possibility of maybe getting an Elvira tattoo when I turn 18. Which is in four years. Haha mom and dad, haha. You're going to have an 18 year old daughter with tattoos of a lot of people on her back (The Beatles, Brigitte Bardot, Elvis, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and now Elvira)and a great love for drag queen clubs. Should be pretty interesting on the parental end of the stick.

THING NUMBER 3:
SPEAKING OF CHICKABOO SHOES:





I GET TO BUY THESE OH GOSH I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT I JUSTGJSTJSRJSTRYJSTRJYJKSKTY DFAOWIFBFRWKJERBKJBHKLJasfhOIWHFRWOEIHROIWEHRHKJSEHKFGKJSEHGKHWE.HLWHGLHSEH!!!!!